Showing posts with label Hospital. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hospital. Show all posts

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Working Weekend (old post re-posted)

I worked in the hospital this weekend
Convincing people
That they really did not need to be there.
That a hangnail could be treated as an out-patient;
And that going out to smoke every 30 minutes
Well - probably was having a negative effect on the outcomes of the care I was Trying to provide.
That swallowing a toe ring
Probably had nothing to do with the abdominal pain.
What did you do this weekend?

p.s. don't try to figure out who these patients were, I made it all up.

"He Saved My Life!"

Nurse Practitioners are becoming more recognized by healthcare organizations because of our financial contributions to the bottom line, and salaries are finally starting to reflect that. However, if you think for one minute that you will be recognized for your excellent exam and diagnostic skills, you might consider getting your head out of the sand. Granted, there will be that one physician, and the handful of patients who notice when you are able to diagnose and treat something other than a sinus infection or UTI, but beyond that, most people we care for would prefer if you call an emergency consult with the pulmonologist for their community acquired pneumonia, or the gastroenterologist for their chronic abdominal pain cause by too many narcotics and blocked plumbing.
So you diagnose this CVA, after the patient was admitted with sinusitis and "cant swallow," you start Plavix, order a swallowing study and rehab, and for safety's sake, you order a Neuro consult because it's expected. Nothing will kill an ego quicker than for a family or patient to say " yeah, that Dr Saint saved my life, I know he did, he's really good ." the appropriate response to this is NOT " oh, actually I did that!" Although that's exactly what we want to say, it's not very good PR for when you really need the neurologist. Just agree and "manage up" your specialists, it will get you much more respect and the patient will at least realize that you, the nurse who "almost made a doctor," are part of the TEAM that has provided the best care possible. This is the part where you take a deep breath, roll your eyes (don't let them see you,) and smile.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Hello World of Healthcare Blogging!

Since I'm such a nerd, I thought I'd start a little blog for my nurse practitioner (NP) peers in cyberspace (or any others who may be interested, but I'm not so crazy to think this will be of interest to non-medical field geeks). Anyway, just when I thought I was finally in my comfort zone in primary care, an offer came along that I couldn't refuse and I found myself back where I belong - the hospital. Working as an NP is never dull, and with the changes, I have had the opportunity (a.k.a. requirement) to look up more "stuff" than I've had to in other jobs. When I look things up, I must write them down to help remember them (did I mention I think I have early onset dementia from banging my head against a brick wall in primary care?) So, I figure if I'm writing them down, I should share them with you, and maybe when/if the situation comes up in your practice, you will remember something we discussed here and can move on (and you can remember you read it here - on the nerdy nurse blog). 

I hope to come here weekly or at least bi-weekly and post some random facts (or opinions). Sometimes I may not have the answers, only questions, and I look forward to your feedback and opinions.

Please introduce yourself under comments if you are here reading this. Otherwise I will have no clue that you were here and I will feel ignored, my feelings will be hurt and this blog will be a mere dream...the dreams of a nerd nurse will be smashed. History. So, thanks  in advance for your comments.