Working Weekend (old post re-posted)

I worked in the hospital this weekend
Convincing people
That they really did not need to be there.
That a hangnail could be treated as an out-patient;
And that going out to smoke every 30 minutes
Well - probably was having a negative effect on the outcomes of the care I was Trying to provide.
That swallowing a toe ring
Probably had nothing to do with the abdominal pain.
What did you do this weekend?

p.s. don't try to figure out who these patients were, I made it all up.